Handler, Chelsea

Television personality and best-selling author (Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang) recounts her globe-trotting misadventures from a South African safari (Handler and company enjoy wild animal sightings and girls-just-want-to-have-fun "bush happy hours" replete with champagne and vodka) to a wipeout on Geneva's ski slopes (a guide informs Handler that she's torn her ACL and "a helicopter of Nazis is on [its] way to medevac [her] to the nearest burn unit")...